Showing posts with label Badasses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Badasses. Show all posts

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Admiral Lord Nelson's Nurse:

Derek Andrews

Most countries with a varied and often turbulent history have people who are revered as heroes or heroines or icons and are remembered for their deeds and achievements to this day. If they're lucky they get featured on postage stamps and the back of a Pound note, a Euro, Rouble or Lira and Deutschmark. I believe the U.S. has a rather good image of Nicholas Cage on its Dollar Bills.

Trying not to go off topic too quickly but "Heroes and Heroines" is a great favorite of mine sung by the incomparable Mary Chapin Carpenter. I can't find a You Tube video of it but have given a link to the words.

Anyhow, America has any number, George Washington, Meriwether Lewis, President Lincoln to name just three. Italy has Garibaldi, France has Napoleon, Germany has Bach, Handel, Wagner ( and that's just the Bayern Munchen F.C. midfield !!).

Plenty too from England. Wellington, Queen Victoria, William Wilberforce and many more including Vice-Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson. He's the guy who stands proud on his towering column in London's Trafalgar Square. Trafalgar of course being the sea-battle he is best known for.

Much loved by his men and fellow officers, he fought many a battle. After The American War of Independence, he fought in the French Revolutionary Wars in the Mediterranean, then was wounded, losing an arm at the Battle of Santa Cruz de Tenerife. By then he had already lost one eye.

He commanded the fleet when Britain secured arguably its greatest ever naval victory (the Armada of Phillip II of Spain being decimated by the Royal Navy and Mother Nature in 1588 was also a vital naval victoory, of course.) , when on October 21st 1805 he defeated the Franco-Spanish fleet from his flagship "Victory". Prior to the battle he had sent his signal "England expects every man to do his duty". Defeat of the enemy was soured by his death.

A musket bullet fired from the mizzentop of the French ship "Redoutable" struck Nelson in the left shoulder, passed through his spine at the sixth and seventh thoracic vertebrae, and lodged two inches below his right scapula in the muscles of his back. Nelson exclaimed, "They finally succeeded, I am dead." He was carried below decks.

He knew he was done for but as they carried him gently to his cabin, he was still passing on advice and orders, also covering his face with a handkerchief so his men would not see the pain he was suffering.

The loss of Nelson was a blow to two generations of Royal Navy Officers, cutting them to the quick as well as inspiring them for another century and a half, and in no small way helping to ensure that “Britannia Ruled the Waves” over that time.  It was, and is, a source of tremendous national pride that Lord Nelson went to his grave in the manner of his own signal to the fleet as combat was joined at Trafalgar.  He did his duty, and damn the cost.

His body was immersed in a vat of brandy for preservation and when the ship docked at Gibraltar, it was placed in a proper coffin and brought back to England where he was accorded a State Funeral.

These days "Victory" is in dry-dock at Portsmouth, England's major naval port and is a huge tourist attraction. A brass plaque on the deck marks where he fell just over 200 years ago.

 

(America was 29 years old at the time !)

Recently the diaries of a nurse Elizabeth Wynne who attended Lord Nelson many times throughout his career have been discovered and a grant has been given to a historian at Bath Spa University to  enable a biography of her to be written.

She sounds an absolutely fascinating character as you can see from this linked article and I shall look forward to reading of her life. Damned sight more interesting than some politicians memoirs!!

Article links:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/diaries-tell-forgotten-story-of-nelsons-nurse-2066146.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Nelson

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Heroes-And-Heroines-lyrics-Mary-Chapin-Carpenter/5878A7C3EEB2AAA6482569380013EDE5

 

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

YouTube - Funniest Thing Ever - Hilarious

 

Bless her heart, the guy almost clobbers her in the crosswalk and she gives him a purse whack in just the right place! 

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Deer: You Should See the Other Guy

Strange things happen during the rut (mating season) to be sure.  You may have seen the photo of an elk trying to mount a buffalo statue just outside of West Yellowstone, Montana.  I can’t say what the result was in that case, but whether the bull elk was satisfied with his ‘hard body’ or not, he came away much luckier than the buck that chose to fight with a 640 pound ornamental statue of a big buck.  Antler marks indicate that the challenger locked antlers with the stoic buck, before finally choosing to  ram the concrete statue head first.  The buck staggered off about twenty yards from the statue (which finally tipped over) and died.  Don’t worry, the man who owns the property is a hunter with a deer tag.  I imagine it was the easier ‘hunt’ anybody’s heard of:

  1. Rise from bed.
  2. Scratch.
  3. Pee. 
  4. Walk from bedroom to front room.
  5. Notice statue on its side, and dead buck about twenty-five yards from the front door.
  6. Call butcher to pick up and butcher the deer. 
  7. Pick up venison at butcher, tell the story of the ‘hunt’ to everyone you encounter.
  8. Put the meat in the freezer. 
  9. Scratch.

   And, as you contemplate the poor dead buck who took on the badass big buck in your front yard; the very buck that wanted to be a big shot with the lay-ay-ay-dees, it occurs to me that this episode is an example of natural selection, and this buck has been spotted by the great lifeguard in the sky, who says sternly: “Hey! You!  Yes you, the guy with the cracked skull!  You are OUTTA the Gene Pool!

Deer loses head-butt with Wisconsin lawn ornament - TwinCities.com

Sunday, November 01, 2009

College Student Shoots, Kills Home Invader - News Story - WSB Atlanta

I have thought a lot about whether I would want a pistol in the house, or even on my person.  I’ve always felt that if you’re not trained, or if you’re unsure of how you respond in crisis situations, of if you would be willing to use deadly force, then you should not have a gun for home protection. 

I also know that for even violent crimes it can take police up to fifteen minutes to respond.  That is long enough so that the only thing they might find on arrival is a crime scene.  I only became sure when there were a series of home invasions near where I lived, and half a dozen people were murdered.  I realized then that I would be wiling to use deadly force on a person who aggressively entered my home through break-in.  I trained by taking instruction, by putting at least ten thousand rounds down the barrels of my small arsenal, and by taking a course in home defense tactics and laws.  I hope I never have to respond to a home invasion, but if I do, I hope it goes like  it did for this brave and well-prepared young man, who saved ten people from rape and murder.

College Student Shoots, Kills Home Invader - News Story - WSB Atlanta

Monday, August 03, 2009

Not All Men are Created Equal

Sergeant Seth Howard of the 3rd Battalion, Third Special Forces proves that in battle, one man can do the impossible in defense of his brothers at arms.  Don’t miss this story, whether in the more restrained Army Times article Ten Soldier Receive Silver Star, or in the perfectly awed Badass of the Week article.  Here is a real life hero, and an amazingly resourceful, personally courageous and incredibly loyal soldier.  Thank you for your service 3rd Battalion, 3rd Special Forces. 

And thank you Sergeant Howard for making sure the men in your unit made it home. 

Sunshine on Discovery Bay

Sunshine on Discovery Bay
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