Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Cool or Fool? Is this a cool tat or a FAIL?

This seems like a better Seattle tattoo, than, say, San Diego.  You generally want cloudy days and layered shirts over this one, am I right?  Take it to the beach, lose the shirts, and well, then you're not even the guy who brought a knife to a gunfight.  You're the guy that brought a tat of a gun...

Funny Tattoo Pictures 2009

Maybe he has a silencer on it?  And then there would be flying.  Can you just hear the conversation with TSA as they lube a glove in the "special screening" area...

"Do you have any weapons, needles, anything I should know about?"

"Ummm..."   Here's the part where the tat begins to cause our friend to question his choice...at the time it seemed so cool to use a pictogram to let everybody know he's packin'!  For his sake I hope he's ugly, or the poor guy with the misguided tat might never get out of that special screening area!

I could never be this cool. Even when I carried a triple safety 45 like he seems to, I just never felt comfortable with carrying where this feller carries his "statement".  I'd be nervous all the time that I might have an accidental discharge in a place you really don't even want contemplate.  Then again, we can't see everything, so maybe he's integrated the bits I'd be a-stressin' over - like with the silencer and a couple of spare clips...

Well, enough of this silliness.  Though if any of you know this guy ask him if it is a Colt or a Springfield Arms version.  And hey:  if he chunks up and becomes the unfortunate pear-shape, does this tat just stretch into a

     Mac10?      

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Monday, February 14, 2011

This Cracked Me Up

Matt Rosemeir's Edible Dirt comic often cracks me up, and this comic is no exception. 

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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Dumbest Criminals Lists

It occurred to me today that I almost constantly notice new lists, videos or blog entries pointing out the stupidest criminals in the world.  You know, the guy in Tennessee who decided that pointing his pistol wasn't intimidating enough, so he  shoved it forward toward the convenience store cashier.  And the barrel fell off, leading to the intended armed robber being beat down with a Louisville Slugger (I always prefer real wood to aluminum in my beat-downs...) or the feller that slipped a hastily scribbled note to a teller, who calmly pointed to the clock and said that she was terribly sorry, but the bank was closed from 12 PM to 1 PM for lunch.  The guy looked a little confused, so she asked him if he'd like to sit in the comfortable waiting area chairs and have a coffee. 

I suspect that the most outrageous 'stupid criminal' stories are true, but there is a lot of research being done on recidivism and in particular, guys who need a structured environment, or three hots and a cot in order to get by.which brings me to the stupid little thought that I set out to record:  Hard as it is for me to imagine, some guys get themselves caught just so the can go back to prison.  Can you imagine trying to get caught?  Well some do.  Some do?  Wow, Git 'er done, Here's your sign!

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

YouTube - Nerf Battle of the Ads: Snipers, Shooters and Clods

Nerf, to the father of a nine year old boy, seems to represent approximately thirty percent of gross US GDP.  Well,  when this contest to submit a self-made ad for Nerf, my son Gus was all over the idea.  We worked out some ideas, roped his sister in, and went to a wooded park to videotape.  We think it is kinda funny, and I hope you’ll get a chuckle too. Don’t know if we’ll even register in the contest, but it was sure a fun thing to do with the kids.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Friday, January 01, 2010

Sunshine on Discovery Bay

Sunshine on Discovery Bay
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