According to the Post Crescent in Appleton, Wisconsin, a 38-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct in Fond du Lac, Wis., in September after he bought a beer for his sons at the county fair. What's the big deal? His sons are ages 2 and 4. Officers could not cite the man for providing alcohol to minors because under Wisconsin law parents are exempt. Fortunately, he was belligerent when speaking to the officers, so he was written up for swearing at police.